大学英语作文1300字：Top 10 Funny Store Signs
1.outside a muffler shop: no appointment necessary, we hear you coming.銆€銆€涓€瀹舵秷澹板櫒搴楀锛?鏍规湰涓嶇敤棰勭害锛屾垜浠惉鍒颁綘鏉ヤ簡锛?
銆€銆€2.outside a hotel: help! we need inn-eperienced people.
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銆€銆€3.on a desk in a reception room: we shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left.
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銆€銆€4.in a veterinarians waiting room: be back in 5 minutes, sit! stay!
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銆€銆€5.at the electric company: we would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. however, if you dont you will be.
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銆€銆€6.on the door of a computer store: out for a quick byte.
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銆€銆€7.in a restaurant window: dont stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up.
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銆€銆€8.inside a bowling alley: please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop.
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銆€銆€9.in the front yard of a funeral home: drive carefully, well wait.
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銆€銆€10.in a counselors office: growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional.
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